DAVID MITCHELL: Bread’s only flat if you cut it into a flat shape and then iron it, like anyone sensible.
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but what i really need are caps of jack doing his cat impression and david’s reaction.
how cute does David Mitchell look in his little bowtie?!
HUGE BOW TIE MORE LIKE
Video for it is more exciting. Here is Stephen Fry slowly being driven mad by Lee Mack and his lack of knowledge on the supposed rules of English.
Also, CEILING.
i love it. it’s the exact same thing he does to wind up david mitchell on would i lie to you? and it’s perfect. he plays a very good straight man.
Love this picture:)
“if the goldfish lived in a bowl, why do you commemorate its death by pouring brandy into an alternative goldfish habitat?!”
lee mack was trolling so hard. :D
Would I Lie To You? S4E8
David: “Possession: This is my special travel dressing-gown.”
Lee: True! It’s definitely true. We need to hear no more, David.
David: I’m contractually obliged to finish the card. “It’s the one item I always pack when I go on holiday.”
Lee: Could you, er… first thing’s first, could we have the full modelling of the dressing-gown, please?
Rob: He’s having trouble putting it on.
Lee: Well, he’s not abroad. He’s confused.
David: The cord is missing.
Rob: Just hold it as though it were done up, so we get the proper idea.
Chris: Could you mime smoking a pipe and solve a crime?
David: Oh, I’d love that.
John: Where did you get it from?
Chris: 1924.and yet my first thought was, “that’s an excellent dressing-gown”.
… stop running away.
/spam
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David Mitchell: I don’t know why you come into so many encounters with me expecting arousal.
Chris Addison: Would you mind smoking a pipe and solve a crime?
David Mitchell: Oh, I’d love that.