21 1 / 2012

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02 5 / 2011

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28 3 / 2011

busdriver: Simon: Do you know anything about Akon?Stephen: I’m afraid I don’t. He seems to come with the standard uniform of the hippity hoppity brigade. Lots of shiny things, and rather less lustrous attitude towards women, it seems. In worst case scenario, he in some way inserted it without permission of the lady. We all know about Mars Bars and Marianne Faithfull… There is a history in popular music of recto-vaginal insertion.Simon: I thought you were gonna bring this show up to a standard.

busdriver:

Simon: Do you know anything about Akon?
Stephen: I’m afraid I don’t. He seems to come with the standard uniform of the hippity hoppity brigade. Lots of shiny things, and rather less lustrous attitude towards women, it seems. In worst case scenario, he in some way inserted it without permission of the lady. We all know about Mars Bars and Marianne Faithfull… There is a history in popular music of recto-vaginal insertion.
Simon: I thought you were gonna bring this show up to a standard.

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21 11 / 2010

godiseven: David O Doherty: What was the worst job you ever had? Mel, have you ever had a horrific job?Mel B:  Not really. I’ve worked at Pizza Hut but I enjoyed that, got free pizza-Noel Fielding:  Was that after or before the Spice Girls? END NMTB SPAM.

godiseven:

David O Doherty: What was the worst job you ever had? Mel, have you ever had a horrific job?
Mel B:  Not really. I’ve worked at Pizza Hut but I enjoyed that, got free pizza-
Noel Fielding:  Was that after or before the Spice Girls?

END NMTB SPAM.

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