Bill Bailey: [breaking out into song] They say of the Acropolis…
Jimmy Carr: Everyone!
Bill Bailey: …where the Parthenon is!
Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr and Rob Brydon: [singing] They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is! They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is! They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is! They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is.
Bill Bailey: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Even just looking at the bottom gif makes me start laughing.
Would I Lie To You? S4E8
David: “Possession: This is my special travel dressing-gown.”
Lee: True! It’s definitely true. We need to hear no more, David.
David: I’m contractually obliged to finish the card. “It’s the one item I always pack when I go on holiday.”
Lee: Could you, er… first thing’s first, could we have the full modelling of the dressing-gown, please?
Rob: He’s having trouble putting it on.
Lee: Well, he’s not abroad. He’s confused.
David: The cord is missing.
Rob: Just hold it as though it were done up, so we get the proper idea.
Chris: Could you mime smoking a pipe and solve a crime?
David: Oh, I’d love that.
John: Where did you get it from?
and yet my first thought was, “that’s an excellent dressing-gown”.
… stop running away.
Rob Brydon: That is David’s special dressing gown.
David Mitchell: It’s just a dressing gown that I take! It’s not a special dressing gown, like I think it’s got a personality!
Rob Brydon: It’s David’s special dressing gown.
[Having been asked which animal has never made it to the Isle of Wight.]
Rob Brydon: Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel!
Stephen Fry: The grey squirrel.
Rob Brydon: Squirrel!
Bill Bailey: All right, all right, squirrel. All right.
Rob Brydon: [waving an arm in the air] Stephen, Stephen— shut up, Bill. Stephen, Stephen!
Bill Bailey: All right, squirrel, you’ve made your point.
Rob Brydon: Stephen, the squirrel!
Stephen Fry: The grey—
Rob Brydon: The grey squirrel!
Stephen Fry: The North American grey squirrel.
Alan Davies: [hits buzzer]
Rob Brydon: Don’t say squirrel!
Alan Davies: The North American grey squirrel.
Stephen Fry: Well done, Alan! Very good, and the first person to get that.
Rob Brydon: No! No! No! No!
[On GPS navigators.]
Rob Brydon: I have a gun sight! You know, a telescopic gun sight. I don’t know what message that is sending out. When you get to your destination, there’s a gun sight! So, “You have reached your destination, now slaughter the families”.