Most of us somehow struggle through our daily routine in the sure knowledge that we’re fundamentally alone, only occasionally being overpowered by the sheer, aching pointlessness of it all. This man, for instance, has seen an advert for a remake of The French Connection starring Justin Bieber, and has simply given up.
- Charlie Brooker, How TV Ruined Your Life
Oh, David Mitchell, if only I could.
David, I wish your face fuzz would withdraw from this realm.
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DAVID MITCHELL: Bread’s only flat if you cut it into a flat shape and then iron it, like anyone sensible.
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Charlie Brooker: What’s the most complex thing you do in your kitchen?
David Mitchell: Worry about death.
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this episode was perfect in every way
#when charlie gave his girlfriend a bin for valentines day