22 4 / 2012
Oh, David Mitchell, if only I could.
David, I wish your face fuzz would withdraw from this realm.
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01 4 / 2012
Rob Brydon: I have a friend who’s quite short, and he likes to wear vertical stripes because they make him look taller.
David Mitchell: Only when he’s not standing next to anyone. It’s not, it’s not going to make him look taller than a taller man. It’s all relative. It’ll just, it’ll just say there’s a normal sized man next to an enormous man! And oh thank god he’s taken his striped shirt off, it’s actually a tiny man next to a normal man!
Stephen Fry: I’ve missed your angry logic David.
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29 3 / 2012
DAVID MITCHELL: Bread’s only flat if you cut it into a flat shape and then iron it, like anyone sensible.
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22 3 / 2012
Spamming the David Mitchell tag today, but look, David said cunt!
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06 3 / 2012
once again, GPOY: blog title edition
auto reblog. why isn’t this my job yet?
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02 12 / 2011
maybe more accurately: “it that sexual tension? well, i’m ambivalent about it.”
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