Rob Brydon: I have a friend who’s quite short, and he likes to wear vertical stripes because they make him look taller.
David Mitchell: Only when he’s not standing next to anyone. It’s not, it’s not going to make him look taller than a taller man. It’s all relative. It’ll just, it’ll just say there’s a normal sized man next to an enormous man! And oh thank god he’s taken his striped shirt off, it’s actually a tiny man next to a normal man!
Stephen Fry: I’ve missed your angry logic David.