09 9 / 2011
“She thinks I’m a reclusive genius. I’m a reclusive wanker”
“She thinks I’m the renaissance!”
“She thinks I’m the renaissance. She’ll think I’ve lied, I had to go along with all this reclusive genius stuff. She’ll be really upset when she finds out I’m a reclusive wanker.”
(via baftalistening)
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31 3 / 2011
"You fill your day, most of the time, by being in the washing machine of your own mind, thinking, “What’s this? When does it stop? Am I enjoying it? I don’t know. Oh, it’s time to go to sleep. I can’t, I’m worried."
(Source: youtube.com, via cosmicfriendsforever)
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06 3 / 2011
Interviewer: what’s next (professionaly)?
Dylan Moran: I’m in rehearsal for an underground mime show. It’s happening in Sicily, but we’re not going to invite anybody…
Michael Caine: an underground mime show?
Dylan Moran: ..it’s very high concept, we don’t want anybody to see it, or be around indeed for miles. And we may never leave.
Interviewer: we’ll make a point of ignoring it for you.
Dylan Moran: please.i bought this dvd and lent it to a friend who promptly disappeared from my life
without me ever seeing the damn film
she also stole my requiem for a dream dvd and american psycho i think
she is dead to me
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06 3 / 2011
heebeegeebees, does this rarely smiling face have any chance to help?
UNF WITH THEM DIMPLES BABY
RAWR
smirk!
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25 1 / 2011
You have a very important, early decision to make in your life — are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely?
Love this man. Also, I think my life has answered this for me…
i choose to be alone and not sane
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09 11 / 2010
letmeeatpears:badgerless:exterminaate:letmeeatpears:
Jonathan Ross: Do you like seafood?
Dylan Moran: Yeah sure, yeah.
Jonathan Ross: Have you ever had eel and mash, from a proper pie & eel shop?
Dylan Moran: I have, but without the eel.
Jonathan Ross: Well that’s.. hardly worth mentioning.
Dylan Moran: As recipes go, you know.. Thing and mash, fine. What is the thing? It’s an eel, I’m walking, thank you.Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
Shameless reblog
… rawr.
30 10 / 2010
Q: Who would win in a race between you and the guys?
Simon Pegg: I’m definitely fastest.
Dylan Moran: David would, and then Simon would come second and I would be eleventh even though there’s only three of us.
Simon Pegg: David is tall, Dylan would cough immediately up massive junks of phlegm, he smokes too much. David’s fit but I think I could take him.
David Schwimmer: I think Simon could take me, yeah. But I’d beat Dylan, cause he’s a smoker.Q: They both did say that you would come after…
Dylan Moran: That’s the kind of self-satisfied pricks they are.dylan moran i love you
SPIRIT ANIMAL
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