Sherlock: Do people actually read your blog?
John: Where do you think our clients come from?
Sherlock: I have a website.
John: In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash. Nobody’s reading your website.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
see: the time i finished rereading blood meridian on my lunch break. never again.