“All that ails you. For the time you’re laughing, there’s nothing wrong in the world. Everything is good.
Every once in a while, couples do this thing where somebody says something that may be mildly amusing, but then it snowballs into something. One time Deb and I were…
oh, colin mochrie.
Stephen Fry: It seems, though, that the part of the body that has changed most recently, in the last ten thousand years, is the nose, funnily enough. And we’re not quite sure why. It seems— there’s some noses, in case you didn’t know what they looked like.
Jimmy Carr: And are you going to tell us that the more highly evolved people have got sort of a slightly bent to one side nose, Stephen?
MALCOLM TUCKER: If this gets into the press, I would know that it came from you. And I would rain down upon you so hard that you would have to be reassembled by fucking aircrash investigators. Do not fucking interrupt me, son. Ever. Now get this into the noggin, right –– you breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking cunt, and I will tear your fucking skin off. I will wear it to your mother’s birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody. Right? Now, get out of my fucking sight.
Oh, this is beautiful…Oh Malcolm, my love…….
oh Malcolm everything you say is pure filthy poetry <3