what is going on here?

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say “yes!” Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

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forceofhabit23:

Tina: I like how ladies on the red carpet are opening their mouth so wide. If you look at them you’re like, when you in your life you’re like this? I’ve never been that happy in my life.

Amy: We were trying to keep our faces still, but every picture of us is like…

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weesleyisourking:

mynameisclaire:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

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TINA: For me it was mostly Star Wars. I had all the action figures, and somewhere I still have in my parent’s house a Millenium Falcon that I should probably get out… and play with.
CRAIG: Yeah, alright, I think that would be good. When you play it though, can you make the appropriate noises? Because no disrespect, but you’re not a boy. You know, so you have to be able to go [spaceship noises] Can you do that?
TINA: [spaceship noises] No, no I can’t. No.
CRAIG: Now why is that?
TINA: I don’t know, cause it’s true, that maybe it’s what the girls took from - what I took from Star Wars was kind of the Han Solo/Princess Leia relationship story. You know what I mean? You know they kind of like each other and stuff!
CRAIG: Didn’t notice that. No, I just noticed [spaceship noises]

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godiseven:

alyisnotaloser:

Please welcome the wonderful Tina Fey and the ungrateful Steve Carell.

THIS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

also my life. except it’s minecraft and creepers keep blowing up my shit.

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gabsy:

I want her life.

thegreatigor:

they should do a movie together.

they should make out together.

FTFY.

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fuckyeahstephencolbert:

orifice:

Tina Fey and Stephen Colbert at the Emmys

gqmfs.